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11-Jul-2017 06:23

He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. " Dylan turned to his wife, who said, "I guess for all that, I should.

Well, not until Dylan leaves." Dylan said, "Okay, have fun, I guess," and left.

The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, "I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. I love you." His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. And now for my wish, I have been cramped up in that lamp for many years so its been a while since I've been with a woman.

Dylan's wife then proceeded to have wild sex for the rest of the day with the genie.

When they were finished, the genie asked how old her husband was. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

Still, I've little doubt that some readers will see me as failing in my attempts here.

As in my love quotes piece earlier, you'll probably find many of them somewhat cynical.Which reminds me of the humorous (and richly paradoxical) quote from Oscar Wilde: "Life is much too important ever to be taken seriously." So, too, I think it is with sex--obviously of the greatest significance, yet (whether "executed" solo or with a partner) great fun as well.